man busy

When a man is overwhelmed by one task while a female counter part is juggling 20.

Mom is making dinner, changing diaper, managing homework, while cleaning house and asks man for help, taking out the trash. Man replies: I can’t I need to take a shower, I’m busy. (Man busy)

by Toby Gunk August 3, 2018

Sexy Man God

A term used by Dick Bent to describe Sir Christopher Lee

"Repeat after me; You're a sexy man god"

"I'm a sexy man god"

"You're a sexy fucking man god!"

"I am a sexy.. man god"

by Michael's abortion July 3, 2025

Get that man

A phrase used by a dictator or other totalitarian ruler to command his subjects to put an individual to death, traditionally by an execution method known as corn holing. It is thought to have originated in Ancient Rome, where the phrase would be spoken by the emperor after a gladiator was defeated in the coliseum.

Centurion: Emperor Kermitus, what is your decree for the gladiator?

Emperor Kermitus, giving a thumbs down: Get that man

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 21, 2019

the-yeet-man-returns

A sentence you say out of hope, or out of fear if you are a normie or a thot.

(Person 1):"There's no hope, it's over!"
(Person 2):"No, the-yeet-man-returns!"

by the-yeet-man-returns November 7, 2019

red man

red man is a red man who marries 2nd cousin (also known as red neck)

ur a red man cuz u marry ur coisin

by HugeBoi May 14, 2019

Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.

“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”

by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022

Dark Man

Dark Man is a man so dark they are barley noticeable by the naked human eye. They are so dark they absorb/envelope every day of light there is in the surrounding area

The Boy Samatar a Dark Man

by Just A Man Of Mystery November 9, 2022