Mac OS X

1) A version of the UNIX operating system with Apple's Aqua GUI on top of it.

2) Proof that the people at Apple couldn't hack it at creating their own OS (evidenced by the supreme shittyness of OS 9 and earlier versions, which were inferior even to Windows 95), so they desperately turned to the powerful and respected UNIX to be their saving grace.

3) Oh, and they couldn't hack it with their own chips either, so they went and switched to the same Intel chips that consistently gave PC's the edge in performance for years.

4) An OS that is supposedly safer than Windows... my foot. Mr. Proud to own a mac 's passionate little flame message does little to refute what was said earlier. The bottom line is that Macintoshes make up some 2% of the personal computer market share, so it's a matter of logistics rather than security. And don't give me that root password crap. Any computer can be infected if someone puts enough effort into it. And here's some breaking news for you all: Systematic, a leading computer security provider, reports that Mac OS X is actually less secure than Windows XP. Yeah. That's right.
Face it Mac zealots, you know these to be true. Frankly, I pity you guys for wasting all that money on a product that costs more, runs much less software, is oversimplified, and requires you to spend a lot of money time and again whenever a new version comes out. You have to at least give Microsoft some credit for releasing service packs FOR FREE.

And, it's hilarious how you fanboys all preach the supposed greatness of Apple when they had to turn to outside technologies to make the holy Mac OS X.
by no7orious December 24, 2007
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X Y Z

Xamine Your Zipper! This is pertaining to the zipper on ones pants.
pete: yo man X Y Z!
steve: o shit my fly is open.
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s-e-x

1. what porn stars are paid to do
2. what most people like to do for money or for pleasure
3. to fuck
side effects: orgasms babies
i had sex with a really hot chick last night
by cameron June 25, 2003
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Mac OS X

I used to have Mac OS X as the theme of Windows XP. Now that I’m using Windows 7 and it’s not needed anymore.
by PartTimeBigCat May 25, 2012
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mello x near

Aka A TERRIBLE SHIP‼️‼️🤢🤢👿😐
anyways follow my tiktok nateswagriver 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩🧏🏻 ♀️
a ship that should never exist is mello x near
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pico x keith

a gay ship 14 yr old girls ship and then say So Wholesome UWU and then give you the middle finger for not respecting it
HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OFF PICO X KEITH

yeah that ship that every girl ships cuz they always say UWU in it
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rick x morty

A very scary place
Someone: I ship rick x morty
You maybe idk: *holds gun to head*
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