a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.
Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?
Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.
Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.
by Pagifin January 20, 2010

by Smapdee May 6, 2003

by allbimyself22 January 15, 2018

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.
Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!
Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!
by FRICKO MODE May 31, 2022

by Tall guy lol October 3, 2021

when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.
"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"
by miagmnn January 19, 2021
