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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰
by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020
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whale drop

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.
Dude! I was walking down this trail, and got so tired that I *whale dropped* on the spot.
by CaptnJack April 25, 2014
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whale

Having the best time ever ever ever

'having a whale of a time'
"We whaled it"
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Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.
Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.
by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024
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Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh
Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021
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Fat Ass Whale

A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
PeyRoe is a fat ass whale
by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023
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