greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.

by hi_sup October 28, 2013

Wank cone

A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.

"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"

"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"

by Can'tcopythis May 31, 2017

Jabba Wank

Wanking whilst playing with your ringer

Last night i had a jabba wank, i fingered my shitter whilst wanking

by MrKipling1980 February 12, 2010

pan wank

the act of masterbating (wanking) on the toilet pan

i'm just going to have a pan wank

by yellow6a December 15, 2010

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019