Day wacking

Masturbating during work hours (8am - 6pm)

In my bed I does but only at night , definitely no day wacking

by Beanz505 September 8, 2025

nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation

nigel wanking a homo

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.

Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.

by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

Chili Walkin

When one has shat themselves, and is attempting to walk to the nearest restroom, cupping their ass to keep the "chili" from spilling out.

Haha did you see that Morgan shat herself, and was chili walkin to the bathroom? So funny!

by WildWellsLegacy January 15, 2026

Tariff-wanking

When Trump rolls out his shiny new 10% tariffs, then threatens 25% tariffs like he’s upping the ante at a poker table where everyone already knows he’s bluffing

Cool. While you’re busy tariff-wanking, we’ll just lock in one of the biggest free trade zones on Earth with South America.

by Bareenelleranden January 20, 2026

Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

by Ephraim June 7, 2025