toe wagled 

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

toe wagled by David fishy January 14, 2017

whiskey wagon 

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon

Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.

whiskey wagon by Simo82 March 19, 2017

Gally-wagger 

A stupid person, derived from a nickname for a scarecrow in the west country UK.

Rachael fell over nothing yesterday, she's a gally-wagger.

Gally-wagger by trustmeimlying April 14, 2017

sean wagner 

a sexy as fuck guy

sean wagner gives good sex

sean wagner by pammydj May 25, 2017

David wagner 

Better than the Leeds manager and really sexy

David wagner will bang your mum

David wagner by Elliot Powell June 6, 2017

Douche-Wagon 

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

Douche-Wagon by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017

Dick Wagon 

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

Dick Wagon by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017