by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

How come there's issues?
Did you run out of tissues?
From the day that I started,
Now I feel left hearted.
Did you run out of tissues?
From the day that I started,
Now I feel left hearted.
by Don't you know who I am November 23, 2023

Why'd you flip out on that guy? He just hated Christians.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.
by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024

My left testical is the left testical of the of the so called cock.My left testical is also the minorities way to say that looks like my left nut pocket
by The nut doctor March 10, 2021

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.
Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.
Me: The banana has left the peel.
Me: The banana has left the peel.
by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
