Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.

Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO

by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019

Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.

When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.

by Sand Digger May 3, 2019

Beating around the bush

When you smack your dick on a girl pussy who don’t shave

To get her ready, bro, I was beating around the bush

by Watchyakno May 14, 2019

Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019

the round around

getting 3 cavities in one month after getting none for your whole life.

wow, she’s giving me the round around

by theroundaround May 18, 2019

take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

swarf around the drill hole

The flakey and sometimes crusty pellets of turd that accumulate around ones dunger

“Man,that new loo paper is terrible! barely did the job,I’m bound to be left with swarf around the drill hole after wiping with that stuff...”

by joey boy 1989 May 22, 2019