Berryessa Weed

A type of cheap Mary Jane made in the second floor rooms of stoners living in the San Jose area in the infamous Berryessa neighborhood, hence the name. The area is mostly old school Mexican and some Asian and Black but the weed usually comes from bored or angry white stoner kids. They can afford the setup and their parents are usually divorced and working three jobs so they con't notice the kid is interested in 'growing plants in his or her room for a science project'.

Berryessa Weed. n. A cheap type of pot. Any similar cheap pot found near southeast San Jose.

Nate Dogg: What is this shit? It takes like Milpitas air?
Carlson: Nah, this spliff is Berryessa Weed.

Nate Dogg: Oh yeah, I can kind of taste the mercury in it.

Carlson: Well that's what adds flavor.

by boneburgler32d June 18, 2011

cut of weed

A cutting from a mother plant of marijuana, also known as a "clone," meaning it has the same genetics as the plant it was cut from.

That cut of weed u gave me yield awesome and smelled fire!!

by swangit October 20, 2014

ditch weed

your mama in a thong

by jose vasquez October 20, 2003

Dick Weed

infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin

"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 2, 2011

bling weed

Marijuana that has so many crystals or kief that it sparkles or shines like diamonds or precious metals.

"You gotta check out this bling weed i got, it's the shiznittlebam."

by N.A.W. June 11, 2006

Jizzle Weed

Jizzle weed is a type of marijuana that has semen spread all over it while it was growing. To apply the jiz you just have to masturbate and cum all over the weed.

Damn, I just bought some jizzle weed it tasted horrible!

by G-Hillz February 3, 2010

westlake weed whore

A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!

Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!

by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016