Internet Pimp

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.

Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!

by Mz Lady June 05, 2007

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Pimp Ownage

Having such a great influence over someone that they are basically your ho.

Stupid bitch: "DaMarcus where you been all day nigga? I been tryin to hit you up."

DaMarcus: "Bitch I don't give a FUCK what you been tryin to do. I OWN yo ass!"

Innocent Bystander: "That shit right there some pimp ownage, yadada?"

by Brianiqua a.k.a. LoBriBri May 02, 2008

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PIMP ASS

1. Something that is so amazing.

2. An action that is so amazing.
3. Used to describe a person who is amazing (not romantically).
Must be in all caps

That no scope on CoD W@W was PIMP ASS.
or
That Mustang is nice, but that Ferrari is PIMP ASS.
or

Chuck Norris is old. Bruce Lee is PIMP ASS.

by P1MP MAST3R G3N3RAL May 06, 2009

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pimp nasty

when a black guy tries to be a pimp but hes got no money and charges his hoes 40% because they dont get any work

Person 1: Hey look at that poor black guy in the blue suit
Person 2: Yea he looks pimp nasty

by diego montoya October 18, 2007

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PIMP GODDESS

n. The most beautiful, sexy, and seductive woman in the world. She is so attractive that she gets any guy she wants. She plays and pimps out every guy she wants.

The one and only SEXY Amanda!!!

by Amanda December 03, 2004

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