by Sillybob27 February 2, 2026
Get the Goon mug.My cousin is gooning to country music.
by boogerthegoober207 February 4, 2026
Get the gooning mug.Whilst having rough intercourse and speaking fucking horseshit made up Italian to your respected lover then crying whilst listening to a song you never once heard in your fucking life but claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you’re a fucking spanner that thinks their Italian cause you didn’t cut your spaghetti when cooking it once
“Yes I’ll be having a good gabagool goon with the Mrs tonight as my youngest landed at tomato town last night really brought out my inner Italian”
by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026
Get the Gabagool goon mug.The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half
Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night
by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026
Get the Gabagool goon mug.The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half
Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night
by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026
Get the Gabagool goon mug.To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically
When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.
When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.
I was planning on gooning non-stop on the first day of December, but when I woke up, my body already auto-gooned for me
by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026
Get the Auto-Goon mug.To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically
When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.
When your dick takes the night shift without telling you. Wake up sticky with zero memory of pulling the lever.
I was planning on gooning non-stop on the first day of December, but when I woke up, my body already auto-gooned for me
by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026
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