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Buff Thumbs

When you text the same person over and over for a prolong period of time, you notice a change in your thumbs’ physical appearance. Typically you’ll notice the knuckle start to get a bit larger due to repeated movements required to do said texting. It’s also a sign of early stages of carpal tunnel syndrome.
I texted this chick while she was in the Bahamas for about 5 days, countless times everyday I noticed my buff thumbs starting to develop.
by Person1113 February 24, 2022
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Silver Thumbed

A play on Silver-Tounged. Someone who has the skill to sweet talk someone via text message as opposed to in person
“So after texting her for a bit, I convinced her to come over to my place. Quite silver-thumbed of me”

“That Jake guy is a silver thumbed bastard, I’ll give him that”
by JimJonesAintDead May 8, 2021
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Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.
by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023
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Kentucky Thumb

When a slap round sends parts of your 50. BMG Into your body and you jam your thumb into your neck to avoid forever sleep.
Kentucky ballistics performed a Kentucky Thumb to avoid forever sleep on camera.
by that boy billy jenkins May 20, 2021
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Thumb-raping

Using the thumb to forcefully repair the asshole of a Heroes of Goo WWE, with the figure in prone position.
"Hey Dad, can I get one of those WWE action figures?"

"No son those are for thumb-raping"
by johncenaactionfigure April 11, 2025
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thumb a lift

do a signal with your thumb for a vehicle to stop and give you a free lift
I did no intend to thumb a lift
by veronica1292 February 5, 2017
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Thumb Cunt

A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb
"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"
by ChickenChoker9000 May 8, 2018
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