Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date

“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip

by Enjew November 10, 2016

Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife

remember when Kevin ate my nut gusher?

by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018

Brain Nut

When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.

Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!

by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022

splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.

Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!

by 123456782014 November 12, 2014

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016