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Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp
by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016
mugGet the Windows xpmug.

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
mugGet the bird crashed into my windowmug.

windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection
Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
mugGet the windows osmug.

wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping
I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.
by spymax November 29, 2010
mugGet the wine windowmug.

Window

A word which is used often by a pair of best friends to signal that they are telling the truth. When the word “window” is said by once friend or person the other knows they must be telling the truth. No one can break the window by saying it and then lying for the friendship will be broken too.
Friend 1:“He really did kill the racoon with his bare toes”
Friend 2: “Somehow I do not believe that.”
Friend 1: “No, window I’m being serious”

Friend 2:OMG WTAF REALLY I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT WTFFFFFF
by TheRacoonsGirlfriend November 19, 2021
mugGet the Windowmug.

window

a thing were when If you see ur crush you could stare at him/her for as long as you want because you have a crush on him/her.
dang I love this window for this reason!
by Tyckle24 January 22, 2020
mugGet the windowmug.

frig-window

A large window without curtain, blind or covering that lets in an uncomfortable cold breeze.
I barely slept last night fanks to that gert frig-window
Frigid
by Trojonkey February 10, 2017
mugGet the frig-windowmug.

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