A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
Get the Colombian Credit Cardmug. The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoatsmug. by jbam555 January 21, 2022
Get the debt cardmug. by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Jordan Cardsmug. Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
by billwillbilly June 3, 2021
Get the Man Cardmug. Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?
Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
by Dcom001 May 23, 2011
Get the disappoint-day cardmug. When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
Get the Eat the red cardmug.