Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

Bitch bumped

When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.

Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.

Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

Cunt bump

When you fist a female during foreplay or intercourse and you slide your arm so far up her vagina into the uterus you can feel the back linining of the uterus with your hand. Or in other words yo cunt bumped dat' bitch.

Yo man did you hit dat' chick from da bar last night? Yeah dude I fisted her so hard I cunt bumped her

by John Stanson July 9, 2016

trump bump

When you snort cocaine off an old man's diaper

Republicans love to trump bump

by Trumodumpbumo March 11, 2025

Fist Bump

"Fist Bump" is when you go to get a cupcake but 2 racist men catch you.

"fist bump."

by The one and only EDP445 August 10, 2022

household bump

Household song, jam, latest hit on the radio. Everyone loves this song!

Make this Christian song your new household bump!

by anonymous June 13, 2021

pussy bump

•When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!

•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.

The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumps Janel.

by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021