“ there’s a sailboat in the window”
by Kpoop2316 December 05, 2020
guy 1:bro how do i screenshot??????????????????????????????????
guy 2:Windows + PRT SC.
guy 1:thanks
guy 2:Windows + PRT SC.
guy 1:thanks
by pseud0nym12470 January 03, 2023
Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
ben window, informally known as “winow” is a bald tall yute who gets mistaken for being gay as he has never touched a woman before. he wonders the streets of leicester like a lost puppy begging homeless people for spare change💰 if you ever see a ben window… run but you cant hide. he has a past of touching little children as he shoves lawnmowers up their ass.
by touchingkidsisfun! December 11, 2023
Mac user - disgusting af windows user
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
by 584940493395874392034839394 May 08, 2024
guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 30, 2021