Under the sea

When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over

Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?

Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”

Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.

Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?

Guy: yes.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

Cq

Sea cucumber

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

Sea peacock

An overly stylized boat or watercraft.

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

Sea Grapes

the eggs of a Cuttlefish containing its offspring, the freakiest little cuties God could devise
They are called sea grapes by zoologists and people who enjoy shitty wine.

The cuttlefish lays its sea grapes in some random hole in the bottom of the ocean

by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025