Pump fakin

When someone is lying or leading you on

Him: let’s go bowling slime !

Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!

Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls

by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024

Lil pump

Dog shit

Have you ever heard someone say that lil pump is good?

by Altex_x July 13, 2023

pump

1. a compresser.

2. slang for a fart

3. a poleroid

pumps

by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

Pump Zinc

Male Masturbation. Semen contains a large amount of zinc.

Person 1: Every day, I'm pumping iron. And you just sit around in your room and pump zinc. What a waste.

Person 2: Shut up, asshole!

by scumbetweentoes54 December 30, 2022

Pump Puppy

A man who jerks off for their partner on command

“Have you heard of Jessica’s Boyfriend?”
“Yeah, he’s a total Pump Puppy”

by #1 Pump Puppy July 14, 2025

Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019