American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021

the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

American McGee

Slang for a woman's period, also known as "that time of the month".

1: Oh did you recently hear about Alice?
2: Yeah I heard she went psycho and went around stabbing their air thinking demons were trying to get her.
1: Jesus, that's insane. She must be having an American McGee.

by Punished_Apollo July 26, 2021

American Gladiator

Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs

Hey Roger, I bet I can beat you in American Gladiator.

by Wiener boy 12 March 13, 2023

American cheese

Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!

by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Violently American

Something so AMERICAN you don't wanna end up in the same cell as it.

Wow that glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburger is violently American!

I don't wanna fuck around with that.

by Senpai of the Pool September 23, 2020

Latrifican-American

The offspring of a mysogynistic sexual relationship between a black person and a Mexican.

DPS Office trying to get a voter ID card.

APPLICANT - Umm...excuse me Madame but there doesn't appear to be a racial category on the form for Latrifican-American, which I am because my Mother is Lupita, Mexican (well she speaks Mexican) and my Father is Tyrell, black, which makes me a Latrifican-American.
DPS Agent - Then just put white down and get in front of the screen fo' yo' picture. An look white.

by Mr. Freckles, C.A.T. May 23, 2016