Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.
(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.
by Tahiti Slim March 28, 2015
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unicorn fart

A word used to describe 'renewable' forms of energy
Do you think unicorn fart enery would be enough to replace fossil fuels?
by nick_g April 27, 2011
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Dad Fart

A very loud and prolonged fart that your father did when you were a child.
While I was watching television my father let rip with a dad fart
by Mr Wibble June 13, 2007
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mega fart

A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.
by eggpress1 August 24, 2006
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mind-fart

When you know what you were about to write down or say... Only to forget it and loose all train of thought.

Verb - stemming from the root idea of a fart being "just air and nothing good coming out"
"I was in the middle of an exam, and just had a total mind-fart"
by Kt3 October 19, 2007
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fart cracker

a person who is extreamly annoying and farts alot.
"you are such a fart cracker, leave me alone"
by Hula Hay May 24, 2008
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fart dungeon

The environment one creates when they pass a lot of gas. This environment is so lethal that the person just might not survive. It's also a form of self-punishment.
Don't go in there -- he's locked himself inside a fart dungeon!
by noiwillnotfixyourcomputer October 01, 2010
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