taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's
Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's
by J valho March 06, 2017
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Don’t take it personally!

The words Urban Dictionary Editors in Emails tell you when your definition doesn’t make it to the publish section, due to lack of information on the word. They say this but most still take it personally, Even though it is our fault it wasn’t published, this is why most definitions about sex may not get in, it’s also their way of saying sorry
Me: puts definition of Cornhub

2 mins later

Email: your definition of Cornhub was not published
Don’t take it personally!
by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020
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Take 'er Handy

An Irish farewell which implies that the recipient should have a safe journey, stayed relaxed, take care, not strain themselves and if at all possible be drunk.
Fonsie: " Are ye away sir?"

Sham: " Aye, I hiddy go get the wee john deere for tey pull the oul massey outta the shuck at the top a the far field. Bastard"

Fonsie: "Take 'er handy"

by jimjamjames May 15, 2007
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A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
by TruthInTrivialLife February 24, 2011
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Take You To Town

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.
- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."
by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012
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Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".
My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
by stone definition August 04, 2014
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Taking the dub and walking

When you proceed to clap someone’s cheeks in a video game and walking away after said clapping has been done
Nick: LETS GO I BEAT YOU 4 TIMES

Sam: Let’s play again different map

Nick: Naw bro I’m taking the dub and walking
by FattySpit2 March 16, 2019
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