Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014

khamly-swag

a type of species in which they are always in hunger for women of any sort no matter how disgusting or filthy they are. the Khamly-swags where bottoms that are not long enough to be pants yet not short enough to be shorts. big tees with a ridiculously looking slick back hair style. they are unable to speak proper english so they speak with a hoodlum accent and can never keep still. once they grow older they grow an irritating itch in the private genitalia area in which they scratch with a bulldozing motion.

hey dad those khamly-swags are real idiots

by baey July 8, 2010

Swag Bark

To repeatably yell swag at someone with either to much swag or no swag at all.

Depending on the situation this can be a compliment or a put down.

*Homeless Bum walking down street*
Tyreke "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
Lamont "Ay homie that was a down ass swag bark"

*A Swagful person walking down the street*
Lamont "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
*Swagful Person* "Thanks for the swag bark my nigga"

by Loc Spider G December 2, 2011

Swag Leap

A Swag Leap was originally used by players in GTA V. When a player presses the buttons "X" then "B" for xbox (or square then circle for ps3) the character proceeds to jump into the air then lose control of His/Her body. careening into any object or person in his/her path.

This action can be preformed in real life but is not recommended. (but I've tried before.)

"Dude that was an awesome Swag Leap." "Ha ha the dude you Swag Lept into died!"

by Madunicycle October 25, 2013

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Silly Wild Ass Guess

Only recently have I seen SWAG defined as "scientific" wild ass guess. That definition seems to be in direct contradiction to the point of a SWAG, where one takes a blind shot at an approximate answer to a question.

I had no idea how much was involved in the task, so I just took a swag at how long it would take.

by Holesinswiss February 2, 2005

Gucci Swag

Really awesome awag, often while wearing gucci perfume. Amazing personality and genuinely funny person. Always gets the girl.

Aiden had awesome gucci swag today!

by joeandtoby June 29, 2011

RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.

Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck

by DatSouthSideBoi June 7, 2009