Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.

"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"

by D0Ice August 28, 2022

technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such

Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide

by Trollow December 27, 2024

Murder-as-suicide

Exactly what it means, murder that's disguised as, and designed to look like, a suicide.

Giving someone food they are allergic to anyways and blaming it on suicide is murder-as-suicide. a left handed person found dead with a gunshot wound to the right ear blamed on suicide is also murder-as-suicide.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2025

Suicide

The thing I'm going to do if I don't pass my science exam

Suicide: After he checked his grade he shot himself with a gun in the head therefore leaving him bleeding out on the floor and if he hadnt already died from the gun shot he would die from blood loss, atleast he doesn't have to take anymore fucking exams agian.

SIDE NOTE:

Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you

by ChestnutSalmon December 8, 2021

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Suicide

Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death

I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.

by LEGALISE_PIRACY June 5, 2022

Enabling Murder-Suicide

That's what the weaponized schizophrenia is doing by the way. If you can sue OpenAI for it, why can I not assert that it is the case that the weaponized schizophrenia does the exact same thing you are claiming the fucking AI does?

Hym "The 'weaponized schizophrenia' is, in fact, enabling murder-suicide as well. And if you would actually do an audit on when and where it has been happening and and you are doing that because you want it to negatively affect ME SPECIFICALLY before you do anything about it. You were lied to about what I was doing here and then you gave the liar the helm under the false pretense that what you are doing now does something other that prove my point or that it somehow invalidates any of the points I have made."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025