*Cries myself to sleep*

*Cries myself to sleep* Is something you or another can use when they are uncomfortable, when they don't agree, when they are upset or angry, or when you actually wanna cry yourself to sleep! Use it in real life and in text, It doesn't have a preference

Girl one: "I 😩 DONT🤩 CARE🙄 WHO👩 🦲👨 🦲 THE🤍 IRS💥SENDS🤓 I👩 🦱AM❤ NOT❌ PAYING 💵 TAXES 💠"
Girl 2: "*cries myself to sleep*"

by ClosetedMijà December 23, 2021

Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.

Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Sleep Snapping Syndrome

Someone who unconsciously uses snapchat in their sleep and has not got any control over what it said or being done. Very rare and happens only to people who are experiencing major backstabbing.

" This girl is opening my messages and ignoring them so I asked what's up? She replied that she had for a sleep snapping syndrome"

by Dr. Matilda May 27, 2015

sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.

He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .

by Theloverman January 15, 2018

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Something inconsistent

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

by HoneyBunches23 June 17, 2021

sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.

Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011