Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022

Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.

Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!

by why does this exist? July 15, 2020

Cael Sleep Paradox

This is the paradox that results in the deficiency of somnolence.

Cael Sleep Paradox = Sleep is for the weak and I would not be able to sleep knowing that I am weak.

by L4ce November 6, 2021

sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.

He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .

by Theloverman January 15, 2018

sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.

Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Something inconsistent

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

by HoneyBunches23 June 17, 2021

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011