Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020

CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.

A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"

by douchebigiloo November 3, 2022

Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties

shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever

by litttnesss January 25, 2021

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023