Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016

Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 April 30, 2016

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018

Beef shakes

When you're having beef with someone and you're so hyped on the beef you can't stop shaking

*having an argument* omg I've got beef shakes man

by Ruby stead January 20, 2018

Special Protein Shake

A beverage made from the cum of Gerald Wang while he thinks about his fantasies of cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Where are you getting your nutrition?"
"Oh, I drink my special protein shake once a day!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 16, 2018

Shake my Dan

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.

Wtf, they have 3 krakens and a laggy e-liter? "Shake my Dan.."
Dan: "I'm in the VC y'know."

by pastecat January 3, 2017

Vanilla Shake

When a white girl tries to twerk.

Amy was hangin at da club and tried to show everyone her vanilla shake

by Trig Midterm February 4, 2017