Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Sad

1. Realistic sadness is caused by a removal of pleasure.
2. Fictional sadness is caused by expressing that two similar pleasurable perceptions are alike.

1. I'm sad it hurts so much.
2. That movie was kinda sad but beautiful.

by MatthewMichael November 2, 2018

SAD

Standard American Diet

The SAD is an unhealthy and weight-gaining diet.

by lh0216 November 6, 2018

sad bitch syndrome

when a bish always feelin bad about herself

at least i wasn’t born with sad bitch syndrome

by Dirty Dan134 November 11, 2018

Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Sad Saturday Hours

When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.

Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man

by WTFisWrong March 7, 2019