Stop Haitin'

Being a natural disaster in need of international aid

Natalie had too many drinks and now shes in the bathroom with three friends cleaning her up. she needs to Stop Haitin'

by nosocialfilter July 18, 2011

Truck stop enema

When you shit water splashes up into your asshole

My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.

by Nsw16 April 12, 2023

Stop it

Get some help.

“I’m Michael Jordan. Stop it, get some help” -Michael Jordan

McDonalds Anti-drug PSA

by ComeToBrazil85 October 24, 2022

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Stop Camping

A phrase you’ll hear from most cod players with more than 2 braincells

Bro Stop Camping in that corner you little *****

by disturb May 19, 2021

Stop fkn jojo

When you have sexual intimacy with your beloved dog jojo. The semenation of jojos face

“Hudson stop fkn jojo”

by labob September 14, 2023

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022