Rule 42

If it’s a flavor, someone has vaped it.

Props to you if you know where this is from.

F1: Do you have expressed anal gland vape juice?
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.

by Bruhsepphu May 10, 2020

Ja Rule

Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.

GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!

by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 2, 2019

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Rule 231212

Never read The Communist Manifesto on the toilet.

I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto on the toilet.
No, dude! "Rule 231212!"

by Great Spot November 16, 2020

rules the roost

Ruling the roost is the same reference. Birds roosting on a perch have a hierarchy the top bird who is at the top of the pecking order gets the best spot and sits where they want.... they therefore rule the roost

she rules the roost a little too much

by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021

pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.

During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.

by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020

Rule 66

The newest revision of Rule 66 states that if it exist, then it will be shot down by Clone Troopers, as in Order 66

the previous definition of Rule 66 are true in there own religion.
example of my version of Rule 66: "yo i saw this epic drawing of Rule 66, it was of elmo getting shot down by clones"

by Ktfheeefdaxsfeaklooonrnk man September 15, 2022