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furniture porn

Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.
See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.

"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
by Griffincat October 30, 2007
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the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.
What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.
by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004
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doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.
Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."
by Ray! April 24, 2006
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Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.
Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!
by VorteckBeCrazy October 25, 2012
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Beach porn

A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.
Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn
by BeachUrb August 13, 2015
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Onion Porn

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )
Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.
by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016
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revenge porn

revenge porn is how people get back at one another, especially if they have these explicit images of each other
tommy: "i'm going to post revenge porn of my ex hahah, she will be sooo embarrassed"
bryce: "you sure that's a good idea bro?"
by sweetberryxoxo January 5, 2022
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