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Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
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Peanut Butter and Scharmfen

A Peanut Butter and Scharmfen is a sandwich with peanut butter and cyanide with 15 grams of uranium
Hey! Do you want a Peanut Butter and Scharmfen?
by ChristmasMarcus7 August 27, 2025
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Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard
Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof
by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025
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enlarged peanut

A sweet and kind nickname that you would use to refer to your loved ones! Typically a best friend. A large peanut!
“You remind me of an enlarged peanut!”
by Gargantuic peanut January 16, 2025
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Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
by Gilburt February 4, 2025
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Peanut Nose

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).
by IdLxB February 11, 2025
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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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