by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug. When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug. The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
Get the peanut butter shelmmug. Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
Get the Planter's Peanut Wortsmug. A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached
Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb
by PCMonster March 7, 2021
Get the Peanutmug. Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.
by MeltedLava April 24, 2021
Get the Peanutmug. When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.
by Judoka739 April 14, 2024
Get the Peanut-Butter Fiestamug.