When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by Akhumaltash July 1, 2023
Get the Omar papermug. I haven't heard of that in months
"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"
by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. Lemer paper is another name for "scratch paper" or "scribble paper" and is often used by old (or old appearing) math tutors, teachers and professors, or by people in education in general. The term is pronounced roughly as "lima paypa" or "limmuh paypa".
by anonymous July 25, 2024
Get the Lemer papermug. There’s GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone’s fron gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming the heeb
Every single aspect of baby penis sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by…. Thats a paper goy
by Her Hauptmann October 30, 2024
Get the paper goymug. The definition of paper bitch is a person who is just a plain old bitch. He(she)'s a little bitch, he(she)'s a pussy, he(she)'s a paper bitch. This slang word originated in Guelph Ontario by some preppy plaza kids that always go to their spot.
Person 1 "Yo stop being such a paper bitch"
Paper bitch "what's a paper bitch mean?"
Person 2 "the definition of paper bitch is _their__name_____ "
Paper bitch "what's a paper bitch mean?"
Person 2 "the definition of paper bitch is _their__name_____ "
by Bakedd goodies May 24, 2017
Get the Paper bitchmug.