Your dad went out to get some Milk at the Milk Store. In the mean time you can try to get some Bitches
by OrdinaryDemiGuy May 21, 2022
When a pervert wants to draw a picture of his ex on his crushes stomach using cum as his paint and his dick as a paint brush
by Jdjehduehd May 07, 2019
Bumpin and grindin with someone of the opposite sex while in a hammock; usually heavy petting is involved.
by TheRealJOJO June 14, 2015
by McDonald's cum October 03, 2021
When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.
"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"
by Ol Grimey January 02, 2018
by Cashbeaste October 07, 2023
the yummiest milk available. made is large quantities by a man named milan. typical use is showering in and eating. comes out of the carton a bit like gone of milk, smell reminiscent of a durian
by robbbiggestd July 24, 2021