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BOB Syndrome

BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.

And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.

Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.

Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023
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Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.
Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023
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Cool bob

It’s like cool beans, but only elites say it. Casuals say cool beans. Elites say cool bob
“Dude are we cool beans?” “Nah dude, we cool bob”
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Alpha Bob

A term used in the video game Ark: Survival evolved for a player who has alot if loot but is cat poop at the game and elements of the game.
Drew is an Alpha Bob, he runs into turrets all the time
by Da Big Bob October 23, 2019
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Bob Rossing

This is when you finish breaking something so it can be properly fixed or replaced due to a “happy accident”.
Person 1: I was told that I wasn’t in line for a new laptop but I accidentally dropped it down a flight of stairs so now I will have a new one by tomorrow.

Person 2: Man, you were totally Bob Rossing that!
by saskers October 26, 2019
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Bob Saget

The programmer of Alexa. He also never worked for Amazon.
Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!

Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast November 1, 2019
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Flim Bob

by Jimbo jar December 14, 2020
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