Thunder muffin

A vagina with a bad urinary tract infection

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin

by Garageslut October 21, 2017

muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.

"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."

by GlideAbove December 16, 2013

gorge muffin

eating muffins til you puke.

erica and rose like to gorge muffin.

by Rose Loser Face June 24, 2008

Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.

Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.

by daydizzle October 24, 2011

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010

liver muffin

A word that doesn't mean anything,noobs use it

Arthur uses the word liver muffin all the time...He must be a really big noob

by jessec63 January 19, 2008

Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.

"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"

by Faggot-chan November 29, 2015