huffin muffin

A muff that is soo nice you just want to get down there and take a deep breath and enjoy the scenery

Bro, she got a huffin muffin.

For real?

Yeah man, that shits like a meadow. I could stay down there all day!!!

by K.S. Pickles June 8, 2015

Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.

"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"

by Faggot-chan November 29, 2015

Thunder muffin

A vagina with a bad urinary tract infection

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin

by Garageslut October 21, 2017

Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

Muffin boy

One who is of semblance to a muffin, therefore making them a stupid lonely muffin boy, your parents hate you, die

Ivan anderson you are a fucking muffin boy

by Saeder August 1, 2020

Black Muffin

African-American Stud Muffin

Girl 1: Idris Elba is such a black muffin.
Girl 2: yea will smith too!!!

by SerenaWithLove February 19, 2012

Furry Muffin

Slang for extremly Hairy vagina, which needs to be trimmed.

wow thats one furry muffin *pulls out trimmers*

by Spadonk July 28, 2012