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South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.
Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"
by American OG August 8, 2017
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new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.
Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.
by schmidtyballs August 9, 2017
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Jersey

A girl who is rather smart and nice, but can also be wild and lit. A person who has the name "Jersey" can think that she is ugly, when in truth everyone thinks she is beautiful.
Random boy: "Damn, that girl is wild!"
Random boy's friend: "Man, That's because her name is Jersey."
by Tardisofatimelord August 13, 2017
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burning jerseys

When a professional athlete makes any sort of controversial decision, you'll most likely find sports fans burning jerseys. Usually, it occurs after a player leaves a team in free agency. Jersey burning is more frequent in the NBA and NFL than the MLB.

Sports fans have been doing this since the late 2000s; however, a more notable ubiquity was in July of 2010 when LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the Miami Heat in free agency. Many also burned Colin Kaepernick's jersey in 2016 after he refused to stand for the national anthem. These are just some of the many occurrences.
1: Hey, did you hear about Kevin Durant deciding to sign with the Golden State Warriors?
2: Yeah! Now a bunch of people are going crazy burning jerseys.

1: I can't believe he'd leave the Thunder to join the team that beat him in the playoffs!
by papa tuna August 26, 2017
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New Jersey Junior Mints

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints
by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018
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south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.
North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
by KiaraReid February 23, 2019
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Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)
Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"
by Urban Kween February 25, 2019
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