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Jesus Feet

Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.

You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.

They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.
Anyone with nasty, messed up feet can be said to have Jesus Feet.
by Tyler3777 July 25, 2008
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kinky jesus

the girl puts her back against the wall and spreads her arms like jesus on the cross. then the guy faces the girl in that exact same position and starts thrusty. KINKY TO THE MAX!
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by Alex, Jazmin, Chris,Yat September 5, 2007
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jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation
Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
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jesus jams

by demiduce May 26, 2005
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jesus fish

A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.
Rev. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Pat Robertson, God I hate those jesus fish people
by Theotherrichard March 17, 2008
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Jesus, the Multiplier

When you allow Jesus’ favor, wisdom, and power to grow your small or insignificant beginnings, just as He took a boy’s “five loaves and two fish” to multiplying them to feed five thousand-odd people.
Be it your career, business, or relationship, let Jesus, the multiplier, be part of the little you have, and witness His power in multiplying them beyond your dream or imagination.
by MathPlus December 15, 2018
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tears of jesus

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus
by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009
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