muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009

muffin pits

a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms

Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.

by Heathcliff-Kate Bush August 19, 2008

Thunder muffin

A vagina with a bad urinary tract infection

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin

by Garageslut October 21, 2017

Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.

"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"

by Faggot-chan November 29, 2015

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010

liver muffin

A word that doesn't mean anything,noobs use it

Arthur uses the word liver muffin all the time...He must be a really big noob

by jessec63 January 19, 2008

soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.

"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006