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good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.
Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila
by Chows29 May 23, 2018
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morning breakfast potatoes

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes
by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023
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morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
by Havanananana November 13, 2017
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Very good morning

An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good.
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"

person 2: "what?"

Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."

person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"

Person 1: "what?"
by Quasar Logarithm Omega Artemis December 1, 2021
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Mornings

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!
by Mettie July 30, 2019
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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