condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Car Tattoo

Main Entry: car tattoo
Pronunciation: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Plural Form: car tattoos
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a mark or design, fixed upon the interior or exterior of a motor vehicle, by
application of vinyl graphics or paint ; also : a form of automotive customizing
where a vehicles exterior surface is altered by applying vinyl decal(s).
2 : the act of car tattooing ; also : known as being decaled or painted

"Dude! thats a sweet car tattoo! Does it really add 10HP to your ride"?

by HotCarTattoos.com July 13, 2009

Car Oreo

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.

I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.

by Caroreo October 31, 2010

Blake’s car

SHIT

Blake’s car Is used by shit cunts to be shit

by JoshHoultz November 29, 2019

recon car

a recon car is a recon car

what is a recon car? a recon car.

by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018

recon car

a recon car is a recon car

what is a recon car? it is a recon car.

by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 25, 2016