I am in a pickle

If you are in a pickle, you are in a difficult position, or have a problem to which no easy answer can be found.

I am in a pickle, my history paper is due tomorrow and I haven't even started.

by DictionaryWifi February 19, 2019

Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

snitch pickle juice

An ejaculation of gonorrhea infected semen left to stagnate inside a woman's vagina

When Debbie went to the clinic she found out Thomas had given her a bad case of snitch pickle juice

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

tickles my pickle

when something thoroughly satisfies your needs or desires

i love getting As on my tests. that shit really tickles my pickle

by mc3yee November 20, 2010

Go suck a Pickle!

Verb
(An old term spawned in midevil times used when shop keepers had nothing violent or gramaticly full of nonsense that they threw a pickles at theives or pickpockets.)
now modernly used as a
violent term used when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor Inconvienance.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! i drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out
just Great!

employee-sorry sir better luck next time

customer-you know what Go Suck a Pickle!

by Alejandro Cruz June 28, 2008

Pickle boy

When a child is in the womb and the mother eats pickles, cheetos and ice cream combined.

You can be a pickle boy if you believe.

by Coolbeans :) March 20, 2017

burnt pickle

the person in every group of friends that no one likes. usually either a possibly homosexual white male, or obnoxious fat bitch. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle, but still pretends everyone likes them.

obnoxious fat bitch:
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.

somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.

obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

by zombiee January 18, 2011