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Harry Ainlay High School 

Synonym for bomb shelter. Most depressing-looking high school in Edmonton, but academically and athletically good. There may be no windows, but at least they aren't Louis St. Laurent.
Student 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Student 2: Harry Ainlay High School, how about you?
Student 1: Ainlay? Isn't that the school with no windows?
Student 2: Yeah, but at least like 90% of the year graduates!

George Washington University Online High School 

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.
George Washington University Online High School is stupid.

Warren Area High School 

The most boring and hated highschool in Pennsylvania. A school that removes any amount of fun or freedom from your day with draconian teachers and policies. This school has a sad athletic program and a sad football team that will make you a starter if you give them enough money. This school becomes worse every year and is stripping the rights of every student who enters it. The school is also full of fake whores who will give you a blowie for a 10 pack of timbits.
Warren Area High School is by far the biggest infestation of retards in PA.

Brookvale Groby High School 

A school full of teachers who think they’re funny, and kids who think there hard. The kids vape in the kids vape in the toilets and think they’re hard when in reality they wear BooHoo Man tracksuits there mum bought them. The year 9 girls are all emo and goths, they think they are aliens with no gender.
“you go to Brookvale Groby High School? Hahah what a faggot

Dirty Byrd High School 

Dirty byrd aka Douglas Byrd High School is known for unprotected sex in the bathrooms, or classrooms when nobody is around. This “best place to be” is a place where the staff members do not care about anything but skipping and fights, there are things that happens behind the scenes like sexual harassment, they always say “oh we got it handled” no, all they do is say “stop” they do not care. If you want to go to a safe school, do not consider going to Douglas Byrd High School.
“Hey! Did you hear about that girl that touches people in Dirty Byrd High school and grabs pussies and then blame it on a mental illness”?

East Juniata High School 

Welcome to yeehaw fucking county! Enjoy the sights of your local drug addict snorting pills in math class, or the various pregnant teens. Wether you’re looking for a lack of hygiene or a pervy science teacher, this place is perfect for you.
What the hell is that smell?
Thats gotta be an East Juniata High School student.