Hammer

An idiot, moron, someone lacking intelligence.

Bob doesn't know anything he is just a hammer

by EricF January 29, 2007

tripple h hammer

Tripple H hammer ,Noun. The tripple H hammer is an acronym for "Holy Homo Hammer", which is the fictional Hammer/scepter held by the Homolord(see Homolord). It represents all things homosexual.

That green Honda in Fast and the Furious is gay as the Tripple H Hammer.

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

by manfromengland November 10, 2010

Hammer Head

1. A term used to define a girl who often engages in felatio.

2. Named after the similar motion of banging a hammer and ones testicles slapping against the Hammer Head's chin.

1. Yo that bitch will suck both our dicks tonight she's a mad hammer head.

by spadez September 8, 2005

Ass Hammer

1. The state of being such an asshole it's like the force of a hammer upon others
2. What one calls another that is a cheap camper in Halo or one that is cheap (see spawn kill)
3. One who is the giver of anal sex

1. Jesus he's such an ass hammer it's enervating
2. ADAM YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HAMMER!
3. I was Cindy's ass hammer last night. *shrug*

by Eric-GS3- August 26, 2006

Hammer

A common greeting between males. Both parties make a fist and one will hit the bottom of his fist to the top of the others. After which, the action is reciprocated. Often chained with the Fist or Rootbeer

Hey what's up Rob (Hammer, Hammer Rootbeer)? Oh nothing, just unpacking this unbelievably awesome T-Molding. Zonino!!!!

by Noslot February 1, 2008

hammered

1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid

He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"

by sick pick September 5, 2009