Boston Face

A specific facial aesthetic, predominantly in females, unique to Boston Massachusetts. Characterized by a combination of facial features including thin lips, thin eyebrows, narrow eyes, and artificially colored hair. Typically a result of genetic and environmental factors unique to the Greater Boston Metro Area. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

"Bro should I swipe right? She's wicked cute but has a major case of Boston Face"
"Idk bro, she looks like a Toyota Corolla barreling down the Mass Pike"

by Boston Paulie June 18, 2021

Triangle Faced

To smoke marijuana and become intoxicated on a very large level.

"I got so triangle faced last night after smoking that fat nug."

by Puff the magic dragon22 September 6, 2011

Whoppi Faced

A Very Ugly Situation. A reference to comedian, actress and talk-show host Whoppi Goldberg's looks.

"When you lose control of a volatile situation, shit can get Whoppi Faced really quickly."

by CrimewaveExitStrategey January 10, 2016

Fro Face

A Fro Face Is Alot Of Hair On Your Face That Look Like Pubes.

Ashley Has A Fro Face.

by Fro Hoe(: September 22, 2010

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014