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facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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Facebook reconnaissance

The use of social networking websites like Facebook and Myspace to glean personal information about someone before passing judgement on them.
1) "That guy started bitching at me the other day about my girlfriend... I think he was doing some Facebook reconnaissance."

2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"
by Ian Keith December 20, 2008
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facebook name

The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.

The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'

Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'

Person 1: 'Oh...'

Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'

Person 1: 'Yep...'
by muddafracker July 6, 2011
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Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.
Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.
by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009
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Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
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Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"
by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014
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Facebook-ADD

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
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